As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
It is the year 4052. Archeologists have just uncovered what they believe to be an ancient relic. Inside is a strange scribing in old English. Years go by, but the code is finally deciphered. It is the secret family recipe for Busch’s baked beans.
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
My mom is listening to drop it like its hot